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Gerald Lehr
22.10.2002, 15:32
AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK...
A man comes home after a hard day's work, plonks himself down on the settee in front of the tele and says to his wife, who's cooking the tea, "Get me a beer before it starts, will you, sweet-heart?"

His wife sighs and passes him a cold beer.

Ten minutes later he calls out to her, "Get me another beer before it starts, will you, darling?"

She stomps through to her husband, mad as hell, and slams a new beer down on the coffee table beside him and the remote-control.

Thirstily he soon polishes off that one too, so shouts through to the kitchen, "Quick love, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."

By this time his wife is bright red with fury. She can't take it anymore, so yells to her husband, "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Sit in front of the tele, drinking beer? You're nothing but a good-for-nothing, lazy, drunken, slob. I don't know what I ever saw in you, you.

The man sighs. "Its started," he mumbles.