A Pakistani arrives in New York City. Very excited, he stops the first person he meets. "Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept me in your nice country, and..."
The person interrupts and says: "I not American, I Chinese."
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Thank you, Mr. American, for to let my family and me stay here in..." Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence:
"I no be American, I be Turk!"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Mr. American, me thank you for the hospitality you give..."
"Hey bro, don't you see that I'm black? I'm African, not American."
He goes a little farther and meets another person and greets him. "Thank you for letting me come to your beautiful country", but the passer-by cuts him off:
"Senior, I am not American, I am Mexican."
"But I do not understand", answers the Pakistani, who by this time is quite distressed. "Where are all the Americans?"
The Mexican looks at his watch and replies: "Oh, they all work until five.
The person interrupts and says: "I not American, I Chinese."
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Thank you, Mr. American, for to let my family and me stay here in..." Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence:
"I no be American, I be Turk!"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Mr. American, me thank you for the hospitality you give..."
"Hey bro, don't you see that I'm black? I'm African, not American."
He goes a little farther and meets another person and greets him. "Thank you for letting me come to your beautiful country", but the passer-by cuts him off:
"Senior, I am not American, I am Mexican."
"But I do not understand", answers the Pakistani, who by this time is quite distressed. "Where are all the Americans?"
The Mexican looks at his watch and replies: "Oh, they all work until five.